Hipster Boy Dog Names Bushwick It might be a working-class neighborhood in Brooklyn, or it might be the best hipster boy dog name for a working-class pup. Darth Maul Not that you’d want a dog bad enough to evoke the double-bladed-lightsaber-wielding Sith Lord from “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace”— would you? Kaden/Kayden Hipsters love a quirky, unexpected spelling, so take this name and make it your own. Kaiden and Caden are also known related names. Gentrification If there’s one thing you can count on hipsters to complain about in craft beer bars from Portland, Oregon, to Portland, Maine, it’s this. And just think: You can blame everything your dog destroys on gentrification. Haberdasher A dealer of men’s clothing, or a dog of man’s doting? Howl This name has a nice double meaning, given how much hipsters love “Howl” poet Allen Ginsberg and how much dogs love howling at, like, literally anything. James Tiberius Kirk For the hipster with an extensive “Star Trek” collection. Plaid This pattern is obligatory, especially in hipster circles where grunge is an everlasting style inspiration. Just don’t get confused and try to wear your dog as a scarf. Pomade There is, in fact, a brand of Hipster Pomade to help you get that faded-and-combed-over look. And besides, who wants to name their dog Hair Gel? Sasquatch Is that the mythical creature that haunts the woods of North America? Or is it just your dog, stuck in the bushes? Straight Razor Meaner than a junkyard dog. Wes Anderson The filmmaker’s trademark quirk – plus his unconventional visual style and preoccupation with appearances – has made him a hipster culture icon. Plus, he made that movie, “Isle of Dogs.”,You probably have a notion of what it means to be a hipster: They work at comic book publishing companies and rent studio apartments over juice shops. They have a collection of old-school sneakers or vinyl records. Their knee-jerk response to all new music is that “their old albums were better.” Hipsters are also highly creative about, well, everything—including naming their pets. We’ve got a lengthy list of suggestions for hipster dog names inspired by the stereotypical things they love. For more inspo, check out our list of 400 Dog Names.